I came across one of those “30 Questions” posts on Fetlife recently and figured I’d share my answers with you here.

1: When did you lose your virginity? 17

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Usually rougher, but I’m happy with either.

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? I would say yes.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? In the loading dock behind an abandoned grocery store that is now (25 years later) a Home Depot. We were in the backseat of my car.

5: Favorite sex position? My partner on her knees in front of me, my cock down her throat.

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Dominant, but if there’s something my partner asks for and I like it too then I’ll do it, even if it is technically a submissive act.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, but we were behind closed doors. I have given oral sex in the middle of a dungeon though.

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? No.

11: What does your favorite underwear look like? I assume this means the ones I wear, not the ones I want other people to wear. I love Hathaway brand boxer shorts, but unfortunately they’re not made anymore. Sad times. I still can’t find any that are a worthy replacement in terms of size, fit, and comfort.

12: How often do you have sex? About three times a week, on average.

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? I always want to have sex with my partners.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Giving, though receiving is certainly amazing as well.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? I was with my college girlfriend in her dorm room, on my back, and she was using her hand to finish me off. Just as I came, there was the sound of ripping canvas from the region of my butt. Fortunately she thought that was hilarious.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? Meg Myers, “Desire”, or She Wants Revenge, “Tear You Apart”.

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? I honestly can’t think of any. I don’t usually listen to music during sex.

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? No.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Neither. Water is not a good lubricant.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Didn’t I already answer this in question 13?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? No, and yes, preferably in the two-seater position.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Absolutely.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yes, though I have sent fewer than five actual dick pics in my entire life.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? No, because we’ve been friends since we were six and that would just feel strange.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? Cuddles, chats, and laughter.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Starting from zero? Probably back scratches, but they have to be from someone I already have a sexual relationship with.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Both.

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Butts and necks. And brains. Smart women are sexy.

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? I’ve never really thought about it. Probably brains also — there’s one guy I have a crush on, and his intelligence is a huge part of it.

30: Do you watch porn? Sometimes.