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I was watching a video on Fetlife recently, in which a rather copious facial is given. This shouldn’t surprise you; you know I like looking at (and giving) copious facials. But as I watched the video, I noticed a mark of some sort on the man’s cock head. (Cockhead? Is it one word or two? Hyphenated?) I wondered about it — maybe it was just an irregularity in his skin.

Well, whatever.

Then he came, and I saw some of it bubble up out of what I now knew was a piercing hole.

I suppose I’d never thought about it, but when men get piercings in their penises, usually the ring goes into the urethra and comes out either the top or bottom of the head, so there are extra holes. I’ve never seen come shoot out of the top of a penis before, though. It was… interesting.

It also makes me wonder how messy the bathroom gets when he pees, because if come can shoot out of the piercing hole, so can other things. And as someone who likes to keep the bathroom clean, I shudder to think what might happen if he doesn’t sit down to pee.

Ew.