73 Kinky Questions, Part 5

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Daddy’s Naughty Little Girl (the blog) posted a list of 73 Kinky Questions she got from the Little Switch Bitch blog. I’m going to answer them for you.

And now, the conclusion!

  1. Do you go by the rhythm of music? When I’m spanking someone and there’s music on, I spank to the beat.
  2. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don’t even know? Probably not with my best friend, because we’ve known each other for almost 40 years and that would be weird. Someone I don’t even know, though? Probably not because I like to know the people I fuck.
  3. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? Hell yes.
  4. Do you find older women or men attractive? Yes. I like that they usually know what they want and aren’t afraid to ask for it, and that they don’t have time for bullshit.
  5. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? I prefer without, but if a partner asks me to use one or I’m with someone I don’t know well I’ll use one without fail.
  6. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? That’s a dangerous question, so I’m going to plead the Fifth.
  7. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? Cuddle.
  8. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? Well, that’s pretty depressing for a kinky questions list. Probably pet my dog.
  9. Which would you rather make out: (a) On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?  (b) With your parents in the room? (c) In front of an ex? If I have to choose? A.
  10. What color is your hair (pubic)? Brown for now, but I’m sure, given how gray my beard is, that it’ll go gray soon enough.
  11. Your love life is like which of these movies: (a) Something about Mary (b) Chasing Amy (c) My Girl 2 (d) When Harry Met Sally (e) Fatal Attraction (f) Rated X (not for young viewers) My love life is better than any movie could ever be.
  12. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? No.
  13. Would you do anyone on your blogroll? I don’t have a blogroll. (I feel like the author started running out of steam toward the end of this list.)

Hope you enjoyed!

Also, I’m not sure why this one came out as a list of Roman numerals, but I can’t change it without retyping the whole thing, and I’m lazy. Oh well.

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