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I get irrationally angry when something that should be done in a professional manner is done carelessly. I recently emailed a vendor for GASP 2026, and this is the auto-responder I got:

Thank yu for your email. I am be curenctly out of the office. I will be teruning on Monday, Janurary 26, 2026. During this time I will not have any access to emails or voice messages.

If you need immediate assistance  before Monday,, Janurary 26, 2026.  Please contact [redacted]. He will be more than happy to assit. HIs email address is [redacted].

I will respond to all emails and voice messages upon my return in as timely fashion as possible.

Have  a wonderful day,

[redacted]

Everyone has access to a proofreading system. Everyone has access to AI. It’s not that hard to write an accurate, succinct, properly-spelled and properly-punctuated out-of-office message. It’s truly not. This just makes you and your company look bad.

Proofread your shit!