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Daddy’s Naughty Little Girl (the blog) posted a list of 73 Kinky Questions she got from the Little Switch Bitch blog. I’m going to answer them for you.

• Part 1
• Part 2

Onward!

1. Have you ever played with a condom? I mean, I’ve used them, but I’ve never played with them like water balloons.
2. If you could be a spice what would it be? Salt, I suppose.
3. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.? I use a lot of implements during sex and spanking.
4. Have you ever tried on a condom? I wear them whenever a partner would like me to.
5. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover? Yes. And not playfully as well.
6. If someone says “spank me” do you do it and get turned on? I would say yes.
7. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row? No, I change it every 24 hours at least.
8. Have you ever seen anyone’s dick? Yes.
9. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? Most of my urination is done standing up, and I have gone in the woods.
10. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? At a sex party being run by a former co-worker.
11. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? Ever? That’s a pretty wide net. But I would say one of the “weirder” things is when I was with my second wife and we were experimenting with breath play, and I pushed my thumb down her throat until she gagged. Consensually, of course.
12. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? My first wife did a lot of lame things. I can’t begin to name them all.
13. Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in? Not really, no. I stick to the three main ones.
14. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else? Yes to both.
15. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? No. That sounds like it would be painful, what with the salt water and the particulates in the ocean.

More tomorrow!

Also, I’m not sure why this one came out as a list of Roman numerals, but I can’t change it without retyping the whole thing, and I’m lazy. Oh well.