(Click here to read yesterday’s post.)

While I’ve written about threesomes before, and have been mildly interested in having one should the opportunity arise, I never actually went out and tried to make one happen. I didn’t want to be that guy — the guy who asks his girlfriend for a threesome that she might not want. Fortunately, both P1 and LDP enjoy group sex; fortunately, both P1 and LDP are bisexual. So when it came up in conversation, I let the conversation go where it went.

It went to us making plans to have a threesome on Sunday afternoon at TASSP. My very first threesome ever.

Because all of you are probably wondering, here’s what we look like:

• P1: 5’2, brown hair, glasses, nose piercing, lots of freckles, curvy with a great ass
• LDP: 6’2, black hair, brown eyes, very curvy, also with a great ass
• Me: 5’11, shaved head, glasses, blue eyes, mustache and full beard (brown and gray), fluffy, and I’m told I have a nice butt but I don’t believe it

P1 got to my room a couple of minutes late, but it was okay. LDP and I had showered and we were waiting patiently. The plan was to co-top P1, and then, if it felt right, move into something sexual. We talked for a bit, until LDP moved us forward by suggesting we start playing — and thank goodness, too, because P1 is not assertive in these situations (she has told me this in the past) and I was constantly worried that I was going to screw it up. P1 took off her dress, leaving her just in a pair of panties (which came off quickly), and she went over my knee for a hand spanking. LDP sat next to us and when I stopped, she started. LDP is left-handed and I’m right-handed, so it works out very well. We did some alternating spanking and some simultaneous spanking, until P1 was gooey. I also kept trailing my fingers between her legs. I asked if we could both touch her, and she said yes — we already had her consent from our negotiations, but I wanted to make sure because I always want to make sure.

I don’t remember the order of every implement we used, but I remember we used our new “beaters” from Kilted Kink — mine was the 5/8″ steel ball bearing one, and LDP’s was the half-inch glass marble one. We also used the Walmart spoon and a few paddles, including LDP’s corian one (shaped like this but made of corian countertop material), but mostly our hands. And then, when P1 was ready, I had her lie on her back and I went down on her. LDP seized the moment and went to work on her breasts, and there was also kissing. I know it had been a while for both of them as far as group sex was concerned, and I know it had been over two years since P1 had been with a woman, so they were both quite eager for this. I mean, I was too, but I was more concerned because here are two people I care deeply for, and if I fuck something up, I could ruin two relationships. I didn’t want that.

I needn’t have worried.

After P1 came, I moved to my left and went down on LDP while P1 took care of things up top. It takes a little longer for LDP to come (not, like, forever or anything, but a few minutes) and I was more than happy to taste and touch her until she did.

And then it was time for my fantasy to come true.

For a long time now, I’ve wanted to be a two-seater — have one woman sitting on my face and the other sitting on my cock. Because of body shapes and angles, it was determined that P1 sit on my face, facing the headboard, while LDP sat on my cock, facing my feet.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

It was everything I’d ever dreamed about. Two gorgeous women gasping and moaning, my mouth full of one of them and the other full of my cock, the bed rocking as they bounced and ground and rocked and rode, and me underneath them. I know, I know, you’re asking yourself “you’re the dominant one; why are you on the bottom like that?” Because it’s fucking hot, that’s why. They rode on top of me until I couldn’t take anymore, until my jaw was aching, and then it was time to change positions. The condom magically went bye-bye (okay, I pulled it off and threw it over the side of the bed) and P1 went down on me, making it messy and sloppy, the way I like it. I suggested that LDP go to the end of the bed and take care of P1, and she did, and hearing her coming, feeling her moans through my cock, seeing LDP finger-fucking P1 from behind, was unreal. I thought I might come just from that, but I was too distracted by the tableau in front of me.

There was another position change after that; LDP laid down in bed beside me, and P1 went down on her while I touched her and nibbled her and kissed her. At some point during this, P1 strained the muscle under her tongue, but she didn’t seem to care at the time; her goal (and mine) was to bring LDP to orgasm, and it happened, just as wonderfully as ever.

Our final position change found LDP cradling P1 in her arms while I fucked P1 face-to-face, slamming into her hard, feeling her come on my cock. It wasn’t long before I felt myself get close, and at the last moment I pulled out and came on P1’s stomach while she and LDP kissed. (At least, I think that’s the order in which it happened. I was a bit out of it, as you might expect.)

There was some cleanup after that, and then I laid between them on the bed, feeling their warmth and softness surrounding me, and we all talked as we recovered from the experience. And what an experience it was.

I can’t wait to do it again. And if that makes me that guy, I guess I’ll just have to deal with the repercussions.

Oh, and by the way, since I know they’re reading this: thank you for the amazing experience. I’m sure my feelings for you made it a thousand times better than it would’ve been otherwise, and it was still pretty mind-blowing.

(Obviously this picture is not the actual threesome, but if you take the dark-haired woman and turn her the other way, that’s basically how we did our two-seater.)