I know I’ve talked in the past about my Hit List. It originally started out as a note in my notes app, but once it reached over 100, it became difficult to manage. Did I already spank this person? Did I put them in twice? Did I forget someone? Did I skip over a name while skimming the list?

So after GASP I transferred everything into a spreadsheet.

There are three columns:

1. Spanked (full) — We did a full spanking scene.
2. Spanked (SH/SC/SMC) — We did a spanking at Spanky Hawkins, Spanking Carousel, or Spanking Musical Chairs (although to count for a spanking at SMC I had to have spanked the person at least three times).
3. Starred — Someone I was also intimate with.

Obviously I left off the names, and I don’t know all the dates, but where I do remember the dates, I put them in. For example, the person who is marked as 7/26/13 is noted with a date because that was one of my life-changing weekends. I remember the date we met, and I spanked her, and I slept with her, so I put it in.

The Hit List is currently at 170. I’m sure there are people who’ve spanked more bottoms than I have, but I think 170 spankees in 28 years is a good amount, especially since most of them didn’t end up on the list until 12 years ago. I’ve also spanked people in 14 US states and one Canadian province.

I admit it: I’m kind of a data nerd. And I’m good at spreadsheets. Goes hand-in-hand.