I found this on Fetlife and decided it couldn’t hurt to do. Since 69 isn’t divisible by 4, I’m doing 17 questions per day, plus one bonus one on Thursday. Enjoy!

1. What’s your dirtiest sex fantasy? I don’t really have “dirty” fantasies. But I guess if I could live out the events of “One Night in Asheville” that would count.
2. How many people have you slept with? It’s a nonzero number.
3. Where’s the weirdest place you had sex? Weird is relative. I would say “in a place where a former co-worker could see what I was doing”.
4. What’s your favorite part of someone’s body? Probably the butt.
5. Ever done anal? Yup.
6. If you could choose what I was wearing right now, what would you choose? I like when my partners wear sundresses, especially with nothing under them.
7. Where on your body is your favorite place to be touched? My back, but don’t surprise me. I’ll jump.
8. When was the last time you had a dirty dream? Last week, I think? I can’t remember exactly what it was about though.
9. If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be? I like my bed. Boring, I know.
10. When did you first have sex? I was 17.
11. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had? Okay, so, the problem with answering this question is that I have multiple partners and if I say something I did with one of them then that might make the other two feel some sort of way, and if I say it was something I did with someone who wasn’t one of them, they might all feel some sort of way. So I’m going to abstain.
12. What’s your favorite position? I don’t really have one.
13. Have you ever been caught having sex? My sister caught me once. It was not a sexy moment.
14. Do you watch porn? Sometimes.
15. How often do you masturbate? I don’t. Not really.
16. Name a sex position you’d like to try. I’ve tried all the positions I want to try. I’m boring; I like the standard ones.
17. Do you prefer to give or receive? I love giving head, so I’d probably say “give”.

More tomorrow!

At some point, BTW, I’m going to figure out how to fix my stylesheet so the numbers are numeric instead of Roman.