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Daddy’s Naughty Little Girl (the blog) posted a list of 73 Kinky Questions she got from the Little Switch Bitch blog. I’m going to answer them for you.

• Part 1
• Part 2
• Part 3

Onward!

1. Have you ever gotten sand up you? Not from sex.
2. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? Yes, although I don’t prefer to do it. Usually when I forget to put more toilet paper in the bathroom and have to go all the way to the laundry room to get more.
3. What do you wear to bed? Nothing.
4. Have you ever done anything with someone in your parents bed? Actually yes, with multiple girls (not at the same time).
5. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? Not really my thing.
6. Have you ever used lubricant? Oh yes.
7. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? Yes, yes, and yes.
8. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? Received both.
9. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? “Female juice” is such a gross way to refer to it, but yes, I have.
10. What does the number “69″ mean to you? Nice.
11. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? Fifteen, I believe.
12. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? Yes. I get fairly amorous when I’m in the water. But actual intercourse? That doesn’t work.
13. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? Yes.
14. Were you a witness to someone having sex? I’ve been to swingers’ clubs and sex parties, so yes.
15. Would you ever have phone sex? I used to do this a lot, back in the 90s.

More on Monday (so I can post my regular “the creation of a spanking party” post tomorrow)!

Also, I’m not sure why this one came out as a list of Roman numerals, but I can’t change it without retyping the whole thing, and I’m lazy. Oh well.