Facebook has decided, for some reason, to show me video clips of podcasts where people talk to women — usually pornstars, but not always — about sexual escapades. One such podcast is the Saving Grace podcast, where I found this gem. It’s a woman talking to the host about how she wants to ruin this guy’s life by saying he had “a small dick on the internet”. Which is a messed-up grammatical phrase, but I digress.

Anyway, the woman says several times how she felt unhappy about the whole thing, and even mentions how they had sex, and when the host asks if she stopped seeing him then, she said no, because he was six feet and four inches tall.

I’m sorry, but are people really that shallow, that they would continue seeing someone they don’t like or don’t respect just because they’re tall? Well, apparently this woman is that shallow. But seriously y’all, if someone is hot but doesn’t treat you right, you need to move on. It doesn’t matter how tall they are, or how sexy they are, or how good their blowjobs are. If you don’t, it’ll just lead to problems in the future once you inveigle yourselves into each other’s lives and then you decide (in this case) that a vapid, unthinking six-foot-four guy isn’t worth your time.