A couple of weeks ago Partner 1 discovered that there’s a “ginger” emoji.

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Yet there’s still no true “butt” emoji — we have to use 🍑.

The problem with using ginger as an insertable is that if you put lube on it you’ll seal in the stuff that makes it burn in the first place. So you have to be careful when whittling it. Here’s a ginger plug I made several years ago:

I intentionally carved the curve into it so it would be less likely to disappear inside the other person’s bottom.

Here’s another one, with an extra bump on it, for the same reason. This one was a little thicker.

I remember the first time I figged someone. I think it was with one of these two ginger plugs, but I can’t be certain. She managed five minutes before she called “red”, at which point I immediately removed it from her bottom. That same year I figged two other people; one took it for the full ten minutes, and I don’t remember about the other one.

(Yes, I have permission to post the picture. Sorry about its potato quality.) The most memorable thing about that particular figging (the one I don’t remember the time on), interestingly, was where we got the ginger. It was my first ever time in a Wegman’s, and right near the ginger was a small bin of truffles, selling at $999/pound. Who buys truffles at Wegman’s?

And here’s a photo (again, with permission) of the figging that went the full ten minutes:

She got quite a spanking before it happened, as you can see.