Are you at the Lone Star Spanking Party this year? I am, and if you’re there, I’d love to meet you. I’m not vending this year — bringing books on the airplane is really cumbersome and unwieldy — but I’ll be around. If you’d like to talk, spank, or get spanked, I’m open to it. If you bring a book, I’ll be glad to sign it for you.

One of the problems with vending books is that they weigh a ton — especially some of my larger books, like the Holiday Heat collections. In order to make it look like I have a decent amount of stock (because otherwise the table just looks bare) I have to bring a lot of books with me, and like I said — air travel. Maybe next year I’ll drive, and if I drive I can bring my tubs and my cart, but last year I just took advantage of Southwest’s baggage policy. Of course, last year I didn’t have as many big books. So your best bet at this point is to buy one off Amazon, or come see me at GASP 2025, where I will be vending.

Come see me in Houston; I’ll be here all weekend!