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Rather than making you like my posts, I’m just going to answer these questions that I found on someone’s Fetlife profile last week:

1. Are you a virgin? No
2. Dom, switch, or sub? I prefer “top” to “dom”.
3. What’s your type? I like intelligent women. Brains are hot.
4. If you could have someone’s nudes right now, whose would it be? Since I haven’t seen her in a while, my long-distance partner.
5. How lewd are you? Depends on the situation.
6. How often do you masturbate? I don’t.
7. What’s your biggest fantasy? Being a two-seater, and it’s come true.
8. Favorite sex toy? The scene-ender paddle.
9. What’s the lewdest thing you’ve tweeted? I’m lazy; I’m not going back through all of my tweets. But probably something about spanking.
10. Do you have an active sex life? Yes. This seems like a weird question given that the first one asks if you’re a virgin.
11. What are you wearing? A t-shirt and shorts. I’m boring.
12. What seduces you the most? “I want a spanking; can you give me one?”
13. What would you NOT do in bed? Degrade someone who isn’t into being degraded.
14. On average, how long do you masturbate? Like I said, I don’t, but when I did, the average was 10-15 minutes.
15. Would you ever do long-distance relationships? Yes. They’re not my favorite but for the right person (my LDP is the right person) I’ll do them.
16. Lingerie or cosplay? I guess, if I had to choose one, lingerie.
17. Which body part entices you the most? Butts and necks.
18. What fictional character would you fuck? Julie, Emily, or Charlotte from Holiday Heat.
19. Does lust = love for you? Not necessarily. I can have casual sex. I don’t adore it, but I can do it. Problem is, I usually end up caring for the person after I fuck them and then it becomes some form of love.
20. What’s your sex song? I don’t have one, but you might like “Desire” by Meg Myers.
21. Would you ever have e-sex? I assume this means cybersex. I’ve done it in the past.
22. What was your last wet dream? You know, I don’t think I’ve ever had one.
23. Have you ever roleplayed? Yup. It’s an integral part of some people’s spanking adventures.
24. Your top five kinks? Spanking, spanking, spanking, spanking, and facesitting.
25. Would you have a threesome? I’ve had three. They were all wonderful.
26. Do you have a crush? Kind of. I mean, there’s this woman I’ve been crushing on for some time, but we talked and decided we would be better as friends, so we’re not going to act on it.
27. What’s the lewdest thing you’ve done on a video call? I’ve done a lot of lewd things on video calls. Most recently, I used to have a partner who wanted to do a brief video call every night and she liked watching me edge.
28. What is your most embarrassing kink? I’m not embarrassed by any of my kinks.
29. Longest time you’ve masturbated? Probably an hour. I can’t remember.
30. A trait your partner must have? She has to like being spanked.