Remember some time ago I had those posts from my friend who finds ridiculous statements that are supposed to be sexy in books and things? Well, she sent me another one:

I’ve only been with one person whose breasts match that description, and I’m pretty sure they were implants. No one else in my life has had breasts that were like turtles.

I did a search for “breasts like turtles” and this is the best thing I could come up with:

I fully admit I didn’t watch all the episodes of the Ninja Turtles cartoon, but I definitely didn’t see that one.