Last night I had a dream about a threesome. But it wasn’t just a threesome. It started out with a friend of mine pegging me with a huge dildo, and then the next morning I ended up in bed with her and another friend (sort of a combination of an unrequited former not-lover and an ex-girlfriend). I gave the first friend oral sex, and then they edged me for a while before the second friend asked me if I had a phone she could use to call her therapist. We also talked about making me a two-seater. Then some other stuff happened that wasn’t sex-related.

I don’t have sex dreams very often, but last night before bed I was talking to Partner 1 and I made a joke about us having a threesome with someone she’s interested in. Maybe that’s what wormed its way into my brain and made me have a threesome dream. It beat the hell out of my usual stressful dreams. Plus, I got to see sexy women naked, even if they were just dreams.

It’s been almost six months since my first (and only) two-seater experience. I’d really like to do it again sometime.