Not every post is going to be about spanking. Like this one.

Google Maps has a feature where you can measure distances. I measured a walk in my parents’ neighborhood that was supposed to be 1.3 miles.

It… was not.

I’m so tired. And it took my dog almost an hour to finally stop panting.

In other news, I’m still trying to think of something that I can write about, since I have a week of vacation time and I really should make good use of it. If you have any ideas, I’d love some inspiration.