30 Days of Kink, Day 18: Any kinky/BDSM pet peeves? If so, what are they?

People who take themselves too seriously. I don’t mean people who do intense scenes with no humor to them, or people who are really good at what they do and focus in hard on that. I mean people who think they’re the best thing since Betty White (who, as we all know, is older than sliced bread). A couple of examples from my life:

1. A guy doing a demo who starts by telling everyone how he came up through the lifestyle, first as a slave, then a sub, then earning his permission to dominate, and so on, until he became a master. Dude, I don’t care. I came to see your demo. Show me your damn demo.
2. A guy who, at the local dungeon, put a magnetic chain across the doorway to the room he wanted to play in, and set up shop in that room until he decided he was done. That is not the way it works. You do a scene, then you vacate the room and get back in line.

It’s almost always guys who are like this. Shocker.