Amazon users… what the fuck?

How does that become the first search result on an incognito window? I’ve never searched for that!

When I searched for “spanking” using my logged in author account, I got the same result, but it was sixth on the list. On my personal account, it was fourth. Again, I’ve never searched for that.

Just… just… no. Stop it. Not cool. I realize that Amazon gives you search results based on what it thinks you want. Well, in an incognito window, when you’re not logged in, it has to guess. Why on earth would it guess that? (I mean, I know why. But I don’t like it.)