I’m at TASSP 2026 this weekend, and your best chance to get spanked by me is today at Spanky Hawkins. Or, I mean, we could negotiate a longer spanking, but that will depend on what I have going on the rest of the weekend. If you catch me at Spanky Hawkins, I’m all yours for a couple of minutes.

If you’re not already at TASSP, you really need to hurry up and get here before registration closes — TASSP is one of the few spanking parties where you can still pay at the door. Who knows; I might even be working the registration table when you get here!

If you are at TASSP and you’re looking for me at Spanky Hawkins, I’ll be wearing scrubs and carrying a prescription book. I will gladly prescribe you a healthy dose of spankings, and unlike most doctors (who make you go to a pharmacy) I can provide your first dose free of charge.

I won’t be vending at the vendor fair this year — I waited too long to buy my ticket — but if you happen to have one of my books at hand, I’ll be more than happy to sign it for you.

Hope to see you sometime this weekend!