Partner 1 drives a Jeep, and really likes them. For the holidays, I got her a hoodie with a rainbow-gradient Jeep Wave logo on it.

Nice, right? She loved it.

But a few days ago I was scrolling one of my Amazon pages and it showed me “items you viewed recently”. The hoodie was in it. And the first thing I thought of was “that’s not a wave”. I mean, granted, when most people use two fingers they use their middle and ring fingers, but when it comes to penetrating butts I mostly see people using their first two fingers. I don’t know why; they just do.

So that’s where my mind went when I saw this hoodie again.

And, related…