Forgive the potato quality of these images; I did not take them.

This is Herman. Herman is a wooden spoon owned by someone I used to spank. Another top hand-made it for her, and I did try it on her once — it isn’t quite the Walmart spoon but it certainly made an impact. I don’t have any pictures of the results — or, at least, I don’t think I do. I have some pictures of a scene she did with the other top, but he also used his hand and a paddle so it’s hard to tell what the marks are from Herman.

Why is it called Herman? I honestly don’t know. She just called it that.

She’s married now. I hope she and her wife are getting some good use out of Herman.

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