This week I’m talking about implements I’ve broken during spankings. Click here to see the full list.

This was one of those massive Threshold-brand cutting board paddles that I saw one day in Target and decided to buy on a whim. I never planned to spank very hard with it, but even a moderate few swats broke it. I don’t have permission to post photos of the person I spanked with it, so I won’t. I can, however, say that this was the first person of color I ever spanked, and we’re still friendly to this day and see each other every now and then (although not for spanking purposes).

One of the spankings I gave her featured the five implements above. I only have three of them now — I don’t know what happened to the giant paddle and I don’t really care, but the one in the middle was one of the first paddles I ever owned and I really wish I still knew where it was. I’ve moved a few times since then and it’s disappeared. It came in a set of two, one large and one small; the small one lives in my car in case I’m ever in need of a spanking implement on the go.