This week I’m talking about implements I’ve broken during spankings. Click here to see the full list.

The hairbrush here is my Conair ceramic wood hairbrush, which is still going strong after almost fifteen years of use. The spoon I bought from Publix on a whim; I was playing with someone new, and I wanted a new implement to spank her with. So I bought what I thought was the sturdiest wooden spoon I could find at the store. It lasted less than ten hard swats.

So I spanked her with a few other implements instead.

As I mentioned yesterday, you never really know what the bruise situation is going to be when you spank someone. This particular person bruised rather well. We only played together about half a dozen times before we drifted apart, but we had a lot of fun doing so.

Shortly after this scene, I came into ownership of the Walmart spoon, which is one of Partner 1’s favorite implements.

I don’t know what happened to the spatula-looking thing that came in the $4 pack of wooden implements, but it’s long since gone. The spoon, however, is still going strong. It has a tiny chip in it, but not in the target area, so it’s still safe to use.