TASSP 2025 (the Texas All-State Spanking Party) in Dallas, TX, starts today, and Partner 1 and I are super excited to be here for her third year in a row and my fourth year in a row. TASSP is a great party, and is the largest spanking party in the US; if you’ve never been, you’re missing out.

Normally at spanking parties I’ll vend my books, but this time around I’m just here to spank lots of butts (and maybe be spanked a couple of times). Flying with books is prohibitively expensive and unduly cumbersome, and I decided to skip it. However, if you buy one of my books and bring it with you to the party, I’ll be glad to sign it for you. You might consider Switching Plans, which takes place at a spanking party eerily similar to TASSP. How about that…

We’d love to meet you at TASSP! Come on down!