Sometimes the best stuff comes up on my Instagram and I can’t figure out how to embed it because it’s my personal Instagram, not my kink one. This comes from MaisieLynnie:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but just sit on his fricking face. Like full weight down. None of that hovering stuff. Sit like a forking chair, honey. He’ll be okay. You need to trust. The men are durable, they are strong, they will persevere. And if his last breath is spent betwixt your thighs, he will go to Valhalla happy. They know we will be heavy. That’s the point. He knows the risks. He does not care. His entire adult life has been spent in yearning for this very moment. Do not deprive him now. Deprive him of oxygen, not this.

Hell. Yes. Just retyping that made me hard as fuck.

Most women I ask to sit on my face will do it. They might be a little concerned — I’ve dated/slept with several women who would not qualify as “small”. Only one ever said no; she flat-out said “I’m over [redacted] pounds. I can’t do that.” I told her it would be fine but she declined regardless, so I knelt at the edge of the bed and went down on her for (in her words) longer than anyone had ever done before.

Rather annoyingly, after that exchange we shared a few texts but ultimately she fell off the face of the earth. I wonder what happened to her. I know she moved from middle America to the Atlantic coast to get away from her ex-husband (who was aware I was sleeping with her; ethical non-monogamy always), but I texted her a couple of times just to check in and heard nothing in return. I hope she’s happy, whatever she’s doing.

And now, here’s a screengrab from the video:

By the way, if you want to follow my kinky Instagram, here’s the link.