I subscribe to a lot of subreddits. Many of them are about pitbulls and spanking, but some are just plain old sex subreddits, and several are subreddits for curvy women. Because, y’know, I like curvy women.

I’ve been seeing a lot of posts lately on these subreddits that follow the format: “I’m X pounds, would you still Y?” X is usually a number over 200, and Y is usually something along the lines of “still fuck me”, “hide me or tell your friends you fucked me”, “let me get on top”, or “let me sit on your face”.

People on these subreddits overwhelmingly will say “yes” to all of these questions, because they’re on those subreddits to see women who look like that. This usually means they want to fuck women who look like that. I have three partners, and all of them are curvy women, albeit all of different sizes and shapes. I don’t care how much they weigh; I’ll fuck them, I’ll tell my friends I fucked them (unless they don’t want me to kiss and tell), I’ll let them get on top, and I’ll let them sit on my face. Happily, in all cases.

Memes like these go around various subreddits from time to time; another one is “I’m your Xth favorite Y who is doing Z” — for example: “I’m your 4th favorite MILF who is showing her boobs in the carpool line.”

The reason for most of these is to get engagement, so that the women posting them will (hopefully) gain paid followers on OnlyFans and similar sites. (There are some subreddits that shun sites like that; they’re very enjoyable, but for different reasons.) That’s all well and good, but the vast majority of Reddit users who focus on NSFW subreddits are there to look at naked people (usually women) without having to pay for it. I’m sure these women get an occasional bite on their OnlyFans, but I wonder what the ROI is. How much work do they have to do to get even one subscriber? And I’m not just talking about the content creation part of it; I’m also talking about the marketing part — the part that I myself hate doing. I could never see myself having an OnlyFans, even if I was a sexy woman, because I wouldn’t want to do the work involved in getting a decent ROI. Hell, I can barely market my own fiction, except on a one-to-one basis. So let me try this:

“I’m over 250 pounds, would you still read my spanking books?”

Hopefully the answer is yes.