The final edition of Holiday Heat comes out on December 15, and you can pre-order it here!

Recently I was having a small get-together at my house and Partner 1 decided it would be the perfect time to show everyone my holiday gift:

Yup, it’s a custom Funko of me! And yup, I’m holding a book and a wooden spoon.

Because I like… cooking… that’s it… cooking.

No, but seriously, I can display this on my mantel because I can just tell people the spoon indicates that I like cooking and the book indicates that I like reading. And for those who know I also like spanking and writing about spanking, well… this fits that perfectly too.

The Dolphins hoodie is a nice touch too.

What a fun, unique gift. I am most pleased.