As I’ve discussed in the author’s notes for Weekend Plans, the reason I wrote the book is because I wanted to play a spanking game on my phone but couldn’t find one. Well, in the four years since that book was written, I’ve found a lot of spanking games to play. Some are silly, some are serious, some are explicit, some are tame.

Last week I played Brat of the Wild, a free game on itch.io by T_Rugen. It’s a fairly straightforward game about a princess who is used to dealing with spanking in her life. She escapes from her evil uncle, who wants to marry her off at age 18 to one of his cronies, and has to find her way in the world. It’s a pretty short game — I think I finished it in under an hour — and my princess either received, gave, or observed 13 out of a possible 16 spankings. The game itself isn’t explicit — there’s pixel art of a bare bottom that turns from pale to pink to red, but the sprites don’t overlap so you can’t really get a good OTK scene going. There are lots of spanking sound effects that are evocative of the days when a pixel art game was the height of technology, and a lot of silly cliched ways to get your princess spanked.

As someone who’s written a book about a princess who gets spanked, I know how difficult it can be to logically include spanking into a fantasy world. This author decided to just have the princess undergo all of the various implements and types of spankings, and to hell with it making much sense. But that’s what makes it fun — you don’t have to think too hard about the game. You just walk around, engage in spanking activity, and eventually the game ends. There is a part 2, as well as a part 3, but I haven’t played them yet.

I think what I really want is a game that’s more graphic, like on the level of Final Fantasy X or maybe the FMV style of Phantasmagoria 2, but the former would require a lot of programming and the latter would require actors actually engaging in the activities. Games about spanking don’t really rake in the dough, so I can’t imagine someone spending a lot of time programming polygon characters and I certainly can’t imagine spanking models doing this for a small cost.

I had fun playing Brat of the Wild. It was cute. I might play the second or third one at some point, but not right now. I want to enjoy what I’ve already experienced.

Here’s a screenshot from the game:

See what I mean? Pixel art of a butt. Barely erotic at all. And yet, to a spanko, this game is a whole lot of fun.