As I mentioned previously, I tried U-shaped pillows and they weren’t for me. But interestingly, just buying a second body pillow seems to have solved the problem. I have my usual body pillow, which is the one that goes in the front and between my knees, and now I have a second one that I pull into place behind me before I put my CPAP mask on. It’s not quite a cuddle, but it gets the job done.

Returning the U-shaped pillow was a fun experience, though — schlepping that thing through Kohl’s to the Amazon returns desk was a bit of a pain, because those pillows are really not meant to be carried. I got my money back, because Amazon will take back pretty much anything in good shape and within the return window, but I wonder what’s going to happen to the pillow itself. I couldn’t return it in its original packaging, because it came in a vacuum-sealed brick and had to expand before I could use it. Maybe it’ll end up at a bin store.

Huh. I thought I could get a longer post out of this. I guess not. Here, have a funny screenshot instead.