No, I’m not going to actually post a picture of my penis here. I’ve already talked about that. No, this is more about how some sex workers offer the service of “dick rating”, which basically means some guy sends her (usually a her) a photo of his dick and she either says it’s amazing or terrible, the latter if the guy is into humiliation.

I don’t have anything against sex workers doing their jobs, but I don’t understand why men feel the need to have their dicks complimented. Y’know what the best compliment is for your dick? When a partner says they love how it feels. My partners enjoy mine and I’m sure they think it’s wonderful as a result. I’ve never asked them to rate it. In fact, I’ve never asked any woman to rate it before. The closest I’ve ever come was during a sexy video chat with a former girlfriend, when I told her to pick out the dildo that most resembles my dick and fuck her ass with it on camera. I didn’t have to show her mine on camera to do this; we’d already fucked a bunch of times and she was intimately familiar.

I don’t pretend to know or understand how every man’s low self-esteem affects him, but there has to be something self-esteem related when you’re sending pictures of your penis to women who will never see it in person. Are they hoping that the woman will see it and think “oh my stars, this is the perfect penis, I must now drop everything to find it and fuck it”? (I mean, probably, right?)

Now, if you’re into SPH, that’s different. That’s a kink. Possibly a fetish, depending on just how into it you are. It’s another one that I don’t really understand, but I’m not going to mock it or anything. There’s a whole different dynamic with dick ratings when it comes to SPH. But if you’re not into that, and you’re paying for a dick rating, I don’t think I’ll ever comprehend why.