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Oh dear. Oh, oh dear.

Where… where do I even begin here? The use of the word “core”? The phrase “front-bottom” or “five o’clock shadow”? “Bottom grass”?

This has to have been written by a dude. I can’t think of a single woman on the planet who would refer to “hair growing back between my legs after shaving” as “five o’clock shadow”.

This is what I woke up to a few days ago from my friend who sends me these sorts of things.