I found this on Fetlife and decided it couldn’t hurt to do. Since 69 isn’t divisible by 4, I’m doing 17 questions per day, plus one bonus one on Thursday. Enjoy!

Read part 1 here. Read part 2 here.

1. Do you think you could take off my underwear with no hands? Probably not.
2. Would you say you’re kinky? Yes.
3. Do you enjoy shower sex? Honestly, no. It’s dangerous and lube gets washed off.
4. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated? The locker-room at one of my old jobs.
5. Do you like to be spanked? Yes, but I prefer to give spankings even more.
6. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience? The first time I filmed myself getting a blowjob, I was so turned on that I came in about 90 seconds.
7. Have you ever fantasized about someone else during sex? No. What’s the point of taking myself away from the people I’m with?
8. If I ever caught you masturbating, would you stop or would you finish? I’d probably stop.
9. Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? Oh yes. Mostly on people I worked with in the past.
10. Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex? Cried, no. Fallen asleep, yes, unfortunately. Sometimes I’m more tired than I think I am.
11. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex? Yes.
12. Do you like to kiss during sex? If we’re the right height to do so, why not?
13. Do you get tired after sex? Usually.
14. How many positions do you think you’ve tried? Most of them.
15. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sex? Several years, when I was in a dead bedroom marriage.
16. How high is your sex drive? High enough.
17. What’s a surefire way to turn you on? Tell me you want a spanking.

More tomorrow!

At some point, BTW, I’m going to figure out how to fix my stylesheet so the numbers are numeric instead of Roman.