Daddy’s Naughty Little Girl (the blog) posted a list of 73 Kinky Questions she got from the Little Switch Bitch blog. I’m going to answer them for you. Here goes:

1. Have you ever slept naked? Yes. I usually do, although when I’m with a partner who doesn’t, I will wear shorts to bed out of consideration for her feelings.
2. Have you ever masturbated? I was a teenage boy once upon a time, so that’s a big yes. I don’t do it anymore though.
3. What’s your bra size, or dick length? Big enough to please my partners, and that’s all you need to know.
4. Where was your first time? In the backseat of my Mazda 626.
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn’t a person? I have a stroker, but I rarely use it because cleaning it is a pain in the ass when all I want to do after coming is lie there and chill.
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? I don’t think so.
7. Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? I like the light being on so I can see my partner.
8. What’s your greatest fantasy? Being a two-seater, which has happened and (hopefully) will happen again.
9. Would you suck on anyone’s toes? No thank you.
10. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? My first wife once told me about a guy who was interested in having sex with her, but she wasn’t ready to lose her virginity (vaginally, anally, or orally). So he tried to stick it in her ear.
11. Would you have sex there? No. You really shouldn’t stick things in your ears.
12. How old were you the first time? Seventeen.
13. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex? There is this one guy…
14. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? I have no idea. I don’t think fruit is particularly sexy.
15. Would you ever have an orgy with the same-sex? If I was invited to one, I would seriously consider it, but probably not. However, I have attended many M/M spanking events over the years.

More tomorrow!

Also, I’m not sure why this one came out as a list of Roman numerals, but I can’t change it without retyping the whole thing, and I’m lazy. Oh well.