Oh, come on, like I couldn’t go to a spanking party that takes place 45 minutes from my house! GASP 2024, the Georgia Spanking Party, takes place March 21-24, 2024, in Alpharetta, GA, and if you’ve ever wanted to be at the very first ever instance of a spanking party, now’s your chance. Tickets are on sale until March 17, and then you can get them at the door if you miss out.

Here’s a cool thing: the folks from Cheeky Spankos are curating an immersive school role-play at GASP, and they’ve never done that for any other spanking party. There’ll also be a principal’s office, classes, a dungeon, a vendor fair, meals, and a costumed event where bottoms can approach tops, instead of the other way around (usually called “Spanky Hawkins”). If you live in the southeast US, there’s no reason for you to skip this party. I’m certainly not skipping it!

I’ll be vending on Saturday at the vendor fair, so stop by and pick up a book or two — and if you can’t make it to GASP to party all weekend, that’s okay; the vendor fair is free to the public (as long as you are 21 or older). So you really have no excuse not to come see me.

I’m really excited to not have to fly (or drive a long distance) to a spanking party. Here’s hoping GASP hangs around for a long time.