About a year ago, I came across a $10 bundle of Might and Magic games that only worked on Windows PCs. Fine with me; I bought a Windows PC for $200. Thank goodness I did, too, because last year my Mac died.

I’d forgotten that, way back in my younger days, there was a particularly sexy enemy in Might and Magic II that may or may not have been part of my sexual awakening.

This is the Sorceress/Enchantress (they used the same gif for both enemies). The game itself wasn’t sexy at all — it was basically D&D on a computer, where you could play the entire party by yourself — but this particular enemy was surprisingly sexy. A thong, bouncing boobs, high-heeled thigh-high boots… tweenage me was hooked.

Well, no, that’s not entirely accurate. It’s not like I sought out this enemy and then… um… took care of things. But there was definitely a beefswelling.

Characters in video games these days can be very sexy, or sexualized, or even have sex with each other. In MM2, all the Sorceress and Enchantress did was try to kill your party. But damn did she look good doing it.