I hope you already have your ticket to the Oasis Presidents Day Spanking Party, because if you didn’t, you’re out of luck, since Oasis doesn’t sell tickets at the door. I’m sure by now I’ve given plenty of spankings, especially since Partner 1 is here with me and she loves getting her backside warmed.

Tonight is the Oasis vendor fair, so if you’re here, come out and see me! I’ll have books for you to check out, and if you buy one, I’ll be glad to sign it for you — or even spank you with it. And if you’re not here, you’re missing out. Trust me.