Remember yesterday when I said that, for the February edition of Holiday Heat, I was going to look for a man for the cover, and the man had to have a full sleeve tattoo? Well, I decided to take a look on some of the stock photo sites I use, and in my search for “bearded man sleeve tattoo”, I found this:

The very first thing I thought was “are they… are they recording for Fartbook?” Now, those of you who are fans of Letterkenny will know Fartbook as an extremely-polarizing first-season episode of the show — some people like it, some people hate it. I think it has its positives, personally; I don’t hate it, but it’s not my favorite, either. However, it clearly inspired someone taking stock photos to get one of a guy holding a microphone to a girl’s ass. Seriously, what else could they be doing? And before you ask — it’s not AI-generated. It looks too good for that. (Seriously; try some of those AI image generators. They never come up with anything good.)

Well, whatever the reason for this image, more power to the photographer and models for making me think about farts. And now, I leave you with this: