My “bad sex writing” friend sent me another gem.

I didn’t know that a seine was an actual thing. I thought it was just a river in France. But the real gems here are “bifurcated” and “jewfish” (which are actual fish, I discovered). Jewfish are now called “goliath grouper”. There. You learned something today.

I will say that a woman in a netting dress with strategic triangles is a pretty sexy image, though.