One of my partners sent me this image. She knows it’s one of my favorite things. I’m not sure how she figured out that “Sit on a Man’s Face Month” existed, but I’m certainly not going to complain.

I did a little research and the best I can do is this tweet from @NTLSexyHolidays, which I found from this page on EventGuide. My best guess is that someone made a silly picture or meme and it picked up just enough steam for someone to post it on a legit site like EventGuide.

This site says it’s November, not October, and uses the same picture. I’m willing to celebrate two months in a row. Hell, I’ll celebrate every month if given the opportunity.

You should too. Unless you’re a woman who’s not into men, in which case, you should celebrate by sitting on a woman’s face. Or, if you’re a man who doesn’t like women, have a man sit on your face. Why deny yourself?