If you’re in Las Vegas, Nevada, or within reasonable driving distance (or, let’s be real, reasonably-priced flying distance, because flights to Vegas aren’t that expensive), why not come see me at the Oasis Labor Day Weekend spanking party?

Oh, that’s right, if you’re not already there, you’re out of luck, because Oasis doesn’t sell tickets at the door. I don’t blame them — it’s much easier to vet people in advance if you know who’s coming, and then you don’t have to deal with taking money at the door.

I hope you’re here, though, and I hope you’re having a great time. And if you’re not here — why not? What kept you away? The rooms are reasonably-priced, the location is great, and the event is super-fun.

Their next party will be Presidents Day 2024. You should go. And, in the meantime, you should go find someone to spank, because if you’re not at Oasis, the least you can do is engage in some spanking play.