Is that not the best ass-related marketing slogan ever? It’s the slogan for the Buttress Pillow, a very highly-reviewed pillow shaped like an ass and thighs that can be used for sleeping, propping oneself up, or yes, even practicing your spanking. My long-distance partner tipped me off to it, and I can’t believe I’ve never seen it before. (Or maybe I have and I just don’t remember it.)

Photo from thebuttresspillow.com

I don’t know if it would be the best pillow for me, but it certainly looks like fun.

Of course, you have to consider that it doesn’t use standard pillowcases either, so you’d have to buy some of those. And the pillow itself isn’t cheap.

But if you want to sleep on a butt, I guess this is the way to go.

I received no compensation from the company for posting this. I just thought it was cool.