30 Days of Kink, Day 12: Tell us about a humorous BDSM/kink experience you’ve had. If you haven’t had one, talk about aspects of kink/BDSM you find funny.

Probably because of my father’s sense of humor, I find flatulence absolutely hilarious at the most inappropriate times. I’ve been with partners who, during orgasm, have… I don’t like the word “queef”, but I can’t think of a better one, so… queefed. While I know the biological processes that cause it, and while I’m glad they’re doing it because I’ve made them come, it’s still sometimes hard to avoid laughing.

And on that note – in college, I was with a new-ish partner, and she was using her hand on me. Just when I reached orgasm, I farted rather loudly. We both laughed our butts off. I’m glad, because at the time I really liked her.