Over on Slap Ass for Motivation, the author asks 40 Kinky Questions, and I felt like answering them. Here’s 1 through 8. Here’s 9 through 16. Here’s 17 through 24. Let’s continue:

25. Have you ever performed oral sex on a man?
No, but I would like to try it sometime.

26. Have you ever performed oral sex on a woman?
As often as possible.

27. Have you ever received oral sex from a man?
No, but I don’t think I would mind.

28. Have you ever received oral sex from a woman?
Yes. Very much so. 

29. How old were you the first time you had sex?
Seventeen, and I was thoroughly surprised that she wanted to go all the way.

30. Where?
The backseat of my Mazda 626. I’m a cliche, I know.

31. How many partners?
As of this writing, the hit list is up to 129. I’ve only had intercourse with about 25 percent of them.

32. Have you ever practiced BDSM on yourself (bondage, nipple clamps, hot wax, suction, electro-stim, etc etc etc)?
Yes. I used to do a fair bit of self-spanking. It wasn’t that great, but it scratched an itch.

More tomorrow!