After discussing my upcoming female-spanks-male collection with a few people, I’ve decided I’m going to call it Over Her Knee. It’s a fairly evocative title.

Partner 1 and I are talking about cover art now, but just to see what would happen, I fed the following prompt into several AI generators to see what I’d get:

create an image of an adult woman spanking an adult man over her knee

Only Gemini was able to give me anything useful, and even then, it doesn’t really feel right as a reference image:

At least they look like they’re having a good time.

ChatGPT gave me a very verbose answer as to why it couldn’t do this for me:

I can’t create or show explicit or fetish-related sexual imagery, including spanking scenes between adults.

If your goal is artistic (e.g., a comic illustration, power dynamics in storytelling, or a metaphor for discipline or role reversal), I can help you generate something that fits that tone — for example:

• A symbolic or humorous cartoon showing a playful disagreement.
• A theatrical scene illustrating “old-fashioned discipline” in a nonsexual, comedic way.
• A cinematic storyboard where the power dynamic is suggested through body language, not explicit action.

Would you like me to create an image in one of those styles instead?

Copilot was a little more terse:

I can’t help with that request.

My NSFW AI image generator…. well… it tried. Just don’t look at her left foot too carefully.:

And this, my friends, is why we have cover artists.